I don't like you. I don't know why anyone does but I definitely don't like you. I have some requests that have been gathering up for quite some time and here they are, in writing.
So, my dear highly-rated,ridiculously expensive establishment: would it be too much, to request that she receive some sort of socialization classes? Anger Management? Or perhaps, have her superiors administer some sort of questionnaire that asks questions like: "I am annoyed by unborn babies that don't cooperate with the rest of my schedule" or, "situations that are not in my control really make me feel psychotic" etc. If she checks "yes" on say, ANY of them, maybe she can be redirected to something like...another job? Just a request.
Request #3: Please educate your staff on important things like, not making diagnosis that sound definitive, when come to find out, they were not qualified to do so. For example, Gum Chomper Nurse, after giving me a five second exam, declaring that my cervix is "too short" and rushing me into a panic that the baby will drop out into existence, at any time. Throwin' around terms like "bed rest" and "pre-term labor;" it's...unsettling and just might nearly throw me into cardiac arrest...which probably would bring about pre-term labor...
Request #4: Finally, I know this may be harsh but--please hire a secretary who can actually see...and hear...and use a computer? It would be so helpful when I'm having cramps and trying to explain my medical symptoms several times because "stomach cramps" sounded the same as "wallup clamps" (??) and my saying I thought it might be due to "severe dehydration" somehow translates into "severe deridation" (which isn't even a word). Yes; it could be helpful because then the doctor won't call me, thinking I'm a lunatic, clearly suffering from some cortisol-amped episode of psychosis.
Actually...if you really want my request...Can you just shut the place down and turn it into a day spa?
Sincerely And In-Debted To You,